I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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