i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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