Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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