that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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