yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Randomize
