okay pat passed out under dana's car
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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