DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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