I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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