You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I need a burrito and a hug.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
