i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
