I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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