is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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