You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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