The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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