he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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