And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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