There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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