THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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