also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
barbara walters just said penis...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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