He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he thought i was a dude.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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