I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
