That's when you crack a 10am beer
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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