I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
