1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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