If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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