bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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