"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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