Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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