the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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