i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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