So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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