I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm too high and old for this...
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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