hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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