i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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