Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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