He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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