And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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