I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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