I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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