saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
