I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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