you would pick up someone in the library
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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