Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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