i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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