If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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