when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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