I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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