Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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