the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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