Do vagina's smell?
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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