I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Help me help you realize you are a moron
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
