Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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