How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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